I must have holes in my pockets
If I had something worth anything
I’d probably hock it
Forget paying rent
I barely make a dent
In paying for this free wifi.
I eat ramen for days
Counting the ways
I can’t afford my job
And which bank I’m not going to rob
Because I don’t want to go to jail
Even if I’d get free healthcare.
My poor car
Is on it’s last leg
Guess I’m hitting the corners to beg
For a penny to put towards
the electric bill this month
Man, this sucks.
Not broke enough to receive financial aid
Too poor to say I’ve got it made
I swear I work to just pay bills
I can’t even afford decent meals
But I guess I’ll survive
I always do
Cuz I got friends
And they’re broke bitches too!